Whats the glycemic index on semen?
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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