so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
she told me i tasted like america
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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