omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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