I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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