he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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