Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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