LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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