Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
40s are totally the cure
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