well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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