yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
birth control should be required to get into college
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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