ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
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