so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
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