omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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