Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Randomize
