Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
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