Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
Randomize