I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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