omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
wanna go halves on a baby?
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
i dont even know how to be here
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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