Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
Randomize
