I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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