i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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