You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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