That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
Will exercising make me less horny?
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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