it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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