Sry I called you an 8
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Randomize
