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and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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