Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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