...so i touched it.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
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