Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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