if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
They have beer where we have blood.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
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