Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
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