Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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