I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
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