I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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