Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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