guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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