normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
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