is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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