alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
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