If that was your dad, he is hot
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
He shit in the fireplace
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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