Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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