Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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