what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
Randomize
