Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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