yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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