I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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