My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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