Reflecting on last night, I'm not sure if making out with a 43 y/o married woman at Bernie's after the Cubs game was my best life decision...
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
Randomize
