i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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