Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Randomize
