I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
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