What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
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