There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
Randomize
