why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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